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The Engineer Song
Erik The Red Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:28 am
This is for all my fellow Engineers in it's entirety:
-The Engineer Song-
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
A tanker and an Engineer were sipping gallon cans,
The tanker said to the Engineer, out drink me if you can!
The tanker took another drink and his face turned olive green,
The Engineer drank all the rest, for it was only gasoline!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
My father was a miner in the northern malamute,
My mother was a hostess in a house of ill repute.
They kicked me out of house and home, in my tender years,
So I told them both to go to hell and I joined the Engineers!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
An MP and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,
One person too heavy though the poor boat wouldn’t float.
The Engineer would flip a coin to settle the dispute,
So he flipped it in the water and the MP gave pursuit!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Elvis was a legend he’s the king of rock & roll,
But his life that he was leading well it finally took its toll.
He realized too late that he had chose the wrong career,
So he faked his death, went to the Sapper school now he’s an Engineer
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
The MP’s and the chemical set out to have some fun,
Down at the Millennium where the fiery liquids run.
But all they found were empties cause the Engineers were here,
‘Cause they traded in their SKO’s for pony kegs of beer!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride.
Showing all the villagers her lovely lily hide.
The most observant fellow was an Engineer of course,
He’s the only one that noticed that Godiva rode a horse!!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
“I’ve come a long long way” she said, “and go as long and far”
With the man who’ll help me off my horse and to a bar.
The men who helped her off her horse and stood her to a beer,
Were a bleary eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Now Venus was a statue made entirely of stone.
Not a fig leaf on her, she was naked to the bone.
And seeing that her arms were gone, two Engineers discoursed,
“Of course the damn things broken, and it should be reinforced”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Caesar went to Egypt at the age of 53,
Cleopatra’s blood was warm, her heart was young and it was free
But every night when Julie left the house a 3 o’clock,
There was a Roman Engineer awaiting just around the block!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Sir Francis Drake and all his men set out for Misery Bay,
They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was a headin’ out that way.
But the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day,
And although as drunk as hooligans, you could still hear them say
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We lay down all their rolling roads, we cut down all their trees
And if the orders ever come, we’d forge the raging seas
Whenever they want to sleep a while, we’d put them up a town
And we build the blasted bridges so the Infantry won’t drown!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We put them over rivers and across the mountains streams,
DO everything but tuck them in, and wish them pleasant dreams.
When things are going really rough, and bombs do burst their ears,
The whole divisions quick to say, “GOD SEND THE ENGINEERS!”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We build and blow your bridges and fix your roads up too
There aren’t too many things in life an Engineer can’t do.
You never seem to need us til your minds are full of fear,
Then the first thing that you call for are the Combat Engineers!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We build and guard your barriers, we build your bunkers too.
And each and every day we prove what Engineers can do.
For in the thick of every fight, the cry has been for years,
“Come clear the path and save our ass you Combat Engineers!”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Glorious, victorious! One keg of beer for the FOUR of us.
Singing glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cuz one of us could drink it all alone, damned near, pass a Beer to the rear of the squad.
-The Engineer Song-
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
A tanker and an Engineer were sipping gallon cans,
The tanker said to the Engineer, out drink me if you can!
The tanker took another drink and his face turned olive green,
The Engineer drank all the rest, for it was only gasoline!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
My father was a miner in the northern malamute,
My mother was a hostess in a house of ill repute.
They kicked me out of house and home, in my tender years,
So I told them both to go to hell and I joined the Engineers!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
An MP and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,
One person too heavy though the poor boat wouldn’t float.
The Engineer would flip a coin to settle the dispute,
So he flipped it in the water and the MP gave pursuit!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Elvis was a legend he’s the king of rock & roll,
But his life that he was leading well it finally took its toll.
He realized too late that he had chose the wrong career,
So he faked his death, went to the Sapper school now he’s an Engineer
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
The MP’s and the chemical set out to have some fun,
Down at the Millennium where the fiery liquids run.
But all they found were empties cause the Engineers were here,
‘Cause they traded in their SKO’s for pony kegs of beer!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride.
Showing all the villagers her lovely lily hide.
The most observant fellow was an Engineer of course,
He’s the only one that noticed that Godiva rode a horse!!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
“I’ve come a long long way” she said, “and go as long and far”
With the man who’ll help me off my horse and to a bar.
The men who helped her off her horse and stood her to a beer,
Were a bleary eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Now Venus was a statue made entirely of stone.
Not a fig leaf on her, she was naked to the bone.
And seeing that her arms were gone, two Engineers discoursed,
“Of course the damn things broken, and it should be reinforced”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Caesar went to Egypt at the age of 53,
Cleopatra’s blood was warm, her heart was young and it was free
But every night when Julie left the house a 3 o’clock,
There was a Roman Engineer awaiting just around the block!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Sir Francis Drake and all his men set out for Misery Bay,
They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was a headin’ out that way.
But the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day,
And although as drunk as hooligans, you could still hear them say
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We lay down all their rolling roads, we cut down all their trees
And if the orders ever come, we’d forge the raging seas
Whenever they want to sleep a while, we’d put them up a town
And we build the blasted bridges so the Infantry won’t drown!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We put them over rivers and across the mountains streams,
DO everything but tuck them in, and wish them pleasant dreams.
When things are going really rough, and bombs do burst their ears,
The whole divisions quick to say, “GOD SEND THE ENGINEERS!”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We build and blow your bridges and fix your roads up too
There aren’t too many things in life an Engineer can’t do.
You never seem to need us til your minds are full of fear,
Then the first thing that you call for are the Combat Engineers!
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
We build and guard your barriers, we build your bunkers too.
And each and every day we prove what Engineers can do.
For in the thick of every fight, the cry has been for years,
“Come clear the path and save our ass you Combat Engineers!”
We are we are we are we are we are the Engineers!
We can we can we can we can demolish forty beers!
Drink up drink up drink up drink up, and come along with us!
‘Cause we don’t give a damn about any old man that don’t give a damn about us!
Glorious, victorious! One keg of beer for the FOUR of us.
Singing glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cuz one of us could drink it all alone, damned near, pass a Beer to the rear of the squad.
Erik The Red- Posts : 7
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 37
Location : Through the Breach!
BEST SONG EVER
Erik The Red Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:34 am
I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoy drunkenly singing it anytime I go out on the town!
Erik The Red- Posts : 7
Join date : 2010-08-05
Age : 37
Location : Through the Breach!
Sappers
Whiskeytango Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:30 pm
Erik The Red wrote:I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoy drunkenly singing it anytime I go out on the town!
GET SOME!!!
Whiskeytango- Posts : 70
Join date : 2010-01-17
Age : 55
Location : Bamberg, Germany
Re: The Engineer Song
Blackie Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:10 am
Yaar I thought you got struck blind by peeking at Lady Godiva. I think I'll risk one eye sez I.
Blackie- Posts : 98
Join date : 2010-01-17
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